The Barbarian and the Ranger
By: MukCub
The cool of the night started to settle in as Johan set up the kindling under the wood.
With a couple strikes of his flint and steel, a nice campfire soon was blazing. From
behind Johan heard a rustle in the bushes as his new traveling companion emerged
carrying a couple of rabbits. Johan marveled at the man before him. He knew of the
Argos tribe, a tribe of barbarians who lived on the other side of the Westlinar Mountains.
The Argos people are grand in stature and known for their strength and fortitude. Relgar
was a prime example of his people. Standing at least three heads taller than Johan and at
least twice Johan’s width. His long hair and beard cascaded down his back and chest.
Yes, Johan thought to himself, this man is a very formidable foe. Thank goodness, he
proved to be an ally. Relgar grinned as he came over to the fire and sat next to Johan.
Grabbing a couple limbs, he sharpened the ends. He then quickly skinned the small
animals and ran the limbs through the rabbits, setting them near the fire to cook. Johan
watched as the huge warrior easily cleaned and skinned the rabbits. Seeing the mess, he
realized that they did not have any water. Getting up Johan called over “I’m going to fill
the waterskins, I’ll be right back.”
Relgar smiled and grunted his approval. The warrior watched as the ranger left the
campsite to get water. He smiled to himself. Not bad, he thought to himself, he proved
himself well in the battles. Not to mention he is nice and scruffy, sort of like when I was
a youth. Relgar laughed at the thought. Nope, he continued, he is definitely well built
and handsome, might have him join me on my travels. Sitting back Relgar watched the
rabbits as the cooked on the campfire, turning them to keep them from burning. Soon
Johan returned carrying the two waterskins completely full.
“How are the rabbits coming?” Johan asked as he set the waterskins down. In the
firelight, Relgar eyed his companion again. His stomach rumbled. Johan turned and
laughed. “Sound hungry.”
“I am, the rabbits should be done soon,” Relgar said as he turned the rabbits again. While
they waited the two talked about the fights with the goblins and how Relgar’s joining the
battle was perfectly timed. Johan looked at the big warrior. “Do you always travel
alone? I mean, don’t you ever get lonely?”
The warrior looked at Johan and the up to the sky. “I am never truly alone, but yeah I
have had companions join me on my travels,” Relgar says as his gaze wanders back to
the rabbits, his belly letting out a loud rumble again. “The rabbits should be done.”
The two ate quietly. Johan marveled at Relgar again. Smiling to himself, he thinks of the
lucky people who had traveled with the barbarian. Looking again he was amazed to see
Relgar and already finished his rabbit completely off. “Wow, you are a hungry one!
Have you had enough to eat? I can share some of mine” Johan offered to the warrior.
“Nah, Thanks but for now I am fine.” Relgar said as he reached into his pack and pulled
out a flask. Opening it up he chugs a couple gulps and lets out a huge belch. The fire
crackles and the smell of the alcohol almost overwhelms Johan. “What is that stuff?”
Relgar offers Johan the flask and he accepted it tentatively as he looked into it and got a
whiff of the potent drink. “It’s a dwarven firespirits. It was a gift from one of my
companions. Strong stuff, but feels good when inside.”
Johan lifted the bottle up to his lips and took a drink. His entire mouth felt like it was
burning the moment the fluid touched his mouth. Instinctively he swallowed and the
burning feeling spread down his throat. Relgar reached out, grabbed the bottle, and
brought an arm around Johan to support him as he started to teeter. Johan looks up at the
warrior, his vision blurring. He felt the alcohol quickly rushing into his veins. He leaned
his head against Relgar. He inhaled deeply taking in the smell of the unwashed
barbarian. Johan chuckled to himself as his mind clouded; most people would not like
such a smell. It smells so good though. I wonder why. Johan tried to open his eyes but
his body would not let him as he drifted into a strange euphoric sleep.
Relgar watched as Johan drifted off. Not many men could handle the dwarven firespirits.
He grinned as he thought about the companion who gave it to him. Yeah, he was a
fighter. Always struggled even though he was beaten. Laughing he patted his belly and
looking down at Johan he grinned. “Yes ranger, you will be traveling with me. Like all
the rest of my companions.”
Relgar picked up Johan and carrying him on his shoulder, he rolled out his bedroll on the
ground. He then laid Johan down on it. Pulling out his hunting knife, the barbarian
started to cut off the leather armor the ranger wore. Pulling off the leather tunic, he
grinned. “He’s almost as hairy as I am.” Looking down at the pants he quickly cut them
off to see what kind of package the ranger had. “Nice” Relgar thought to himself “to bad
he won’t be using it anymore.” Relgar picked up the leather and threw it into the fire as
he pulled off the ranger’s boots. Relgar smiled with the smell. Looking over Johan’s
naked body, Relgar’s mouth watered. He leaned over, licked Johan’s hairy chest, and
brought his nose over to the ranger’s armpits. The masculine scent peaked Relgar’s
hunger and moving down to the ranger’s feet he opened his mouth. Laying down on the
ground and taking the left foot, Relgar slowly engulfed it up to the ankle. Then he took
the right one and opening his mouth wider maneuvered the other foot in. Laying there
Relgar licked and tasted Johan’s feet. He worked his tongue between the toes and tasted
them. Then lifting himself up, he pushed forward and took his calves into his mouth.
The feet slide into his open throat. The muscles quickly pulled, Relgar swallowed again
as he slide himself further onto his bedroll and pulled more of Johan into him. His knees
and then lower thighs slide into his mouth. Relgar’s nose rested just beneath Johan’s
crotch. The smell excited Relgar and with a deep gulp, he pushed him mouth up around
Johan’s waist forcing the legs into his throat. Johan moaned as he felt his cock encased
in the warmth of Relgar’s mouth. Relgar worked his tongue around Johan’s cock, tasting
all the flavors. Relgar reached down and straightened his own cock out and started to
press it between himself and the ground as he sucked on the rangers crotch. Johan’s body
shuddered as he released his seed into Relgar’s mouth. With that taste, Relgar exploded
himself. Reaching up and guiding Johan’s hands, the warrior swallowed again and took
the ranger’s slight belly and lower arms into his mouth. Relgar’s hunger was burning as
he moved quickly up Johan’s thick, hair chest and soon had the ranger’s shoulders in his
mouth. With this, Relgar stood up. He licked and tasted the hot and hairy ranger,
enjoying all the flavors. Opening his bedroll, he climbed in and got comfortable. Soon
the barbarian joined the ranger in sleep.
Johan felt strange. He was warm but he was wet. The smell of bad breath washed over
him. Opening his eyes all he could see was Relgar’s eyes, nose, and hair. He could feel
prickly hair against his neck but see what was causing it. As he tried to move he found
he couldn’t. He was being held firm by soft and strong bindings. “Bindings, I’m not
bound, I’m, I’m being swallowed.” Johan started to fight even more but the throat just
bulged and held firm. As he struggled, Relgar’s eyes opened. Johan looked into them
and saw the evil smile in them. He felt as Relgar put his hands on the top of his head and
the muscles shifted as Relgar pushed the head into his mouth and the throat pulled the
body in. Johan screamed his protest but Relgar closed his mouth and held the ranger in
his mouth and throat. How he loved that feeling of a struggling man in him. Finally, he
swallowed hard pulling Johan and sending him into Relgar’s belly. Relgar put his hands
on his belly and waited as he felt the ranger get pushed into his belly. Johan legs buckle
and before he knows it, he is scrunched in a fetal position inside the warrior’s stomach.
He can hear the barbarian breathing and his heart beating. Suddenly he feels some
movement and realizes that the warrior is moving. Relgar went through Johan’s
possessions and picked out things that might be useful. Then with what was left he
picked up and stuffed them into a hole in a tree. Grinning Relgar patted his belly, feeling
Johan still struggling to escape. “Don’t worry ranger, now you will always travel with
me.”
With that, Relgar continued out of the woods and onto the path heading off to new
adventures and meeting new companions to join him on his journey.